It was in the jokes section of my local newspaper, which is usually really lame. But today's was funny. Unfortunatly my paper got stolen and I cant remember all of it.
1. If you're blond and pretty, it's possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 23.
2. If you're going to defuse a bomb, it dosen't matter which wire you cut, because it will always be the right one.
3. If you've goten yourself into hot water with a gang of 50+ something martial artists, you'll always defeat them because they'll wait patiently until you've killed the first guy.
1. If you're blond and pretty, it's possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 23.
2. If you're going to defuse a bomb, it dosen't matter which wire you cut, because it will always be the right one.
3. If you've goten yourself into hot water with a gang of 50+ something martial artists, you'll always defeat them because they'll wait patiently until you've killed the first guy.
